Serious Christmas cards

Amy got some Christmas cards featuring a kid with his tongue frozen to a flagpole on the front, then on the inside it says 'Hathy Holidayth.'

I thought that was nice, but then she said she was getting more serious cards for other people.

'Why? For old people who don't laugh or what?'
'No, just more serious holiday cards.'

Holiday cards...that are serious? How serious do you have to be around the holidays?

I took Amy's idea to the X-Treme and suggested she get Christmas cards with a picture of a reindeer on the front, then on the inside it says 'Remember the Holocaust.'

No way is she finding cards more serious than that. I shall dominate the Serious Christmas Card market.

(work.)

If you're afraid of people not taking you seriously on Christmas, you could always give them a card that's blank on the front, then when they open it up, it's the Pythagorean Theorum!

Math is no laughing matter.