Cell phone shopping with ass pennies

I'm going to Verizon to get a new phone. There will be some negotiating, which means I'll need confidence.

Good thing I put all those pennies in my ass this morning.

(new phone.)

I ended up getting the VX 8300, and thanks to this blog, I'm able to hack the crap out of it (read: "set video game songs as ringtones").

Well done, Verizon. I was able to shop at your store without getting things put in my butt (unless you count the pennies I put there earlier).