Short, jumpy, missile-launching dick
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What a dick. What a short, jumpy, missile-launching dick. This game makes me hate midgets, Japan, and cursors. Mostly midgets, though.
No offense to midgets, though, except that I keep calling you midgets. But 'little people' doubles the amount of syllables I have to use, so it's more grammatically logical to just stick with 'midget.'
Did you know that in medieval times, midgets were thought to bring good luck? And if you painted them green and rolled them around town in a wheelbarrow, you'd bring your good luck to all the good people in the land!
(Back to bed.)
What a dick. What a short, jumpy, missile-launching dick. This game makes me hate midgets, Japan, and cursors. Mostly midgets, though.
No offense to midgets, though, except that I keep calling you midgets. But 'little people' doubles the amount of syllables I have to use, so it's more grammatically logical to just stick with 'midget.'
Did you know that in medieval times, midgets were thought to bring good luck? And if you painted them green and rolled them around town in a wheelbarrow, you'd bring your good luck to all the good people in the land!
(Back to bed.)
posted by Henry at 10:13 AM
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