A Better Version of Home Alone
Kids watch movies these days and they think that they can get away with all sorts of zany crap. That's not how it works, kids. Your actions have consequences.
I'd like to see a version of Home Alone where Kevin kills the burglars after like two booby traps and then spends the rest of the movie burying their bodies and crying.
That'll teach kids about life. What exactly, I'm not sure, but there's a lesson in there somewhere.
(bed.)
I'd like to see a version of Home Alone where Kevin kills the burglars after like two booby traps and then spends the rest of the movie burying their bodies and crying.
That'll teach kids about life. What exactly, I'm not sure, but there's a lesson in there somewhere.
(bed.)
Labels: children, children's movies, Home Alone, Joe Pesci, murder
posted by Henry at 11:52 PM
2 Comments:
I laughed so hard I embarassed myself in front of my family. Thanks.
Douche.
Oh yeah, my verification word was "oxkqlt", which I pronounce "oxy-quilt".
It's a blanket of the future that your future-grandma made for you that you can wear in space that supplies you with air you breathe through your skin.
It also keeps you warm.
During space winter.
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