Hope you like dirty magazines, apartment tourists
Hey Katz,
Our landlord is showing the apartment tomorrow, so I'll tidy up the living room and kitchen in the morning.
You may have noticed that I've put piles of Asian porn on your bedroom floor. Don't move it. It took me a long time to arrange the piles of Asian porn to spell out 'Please live here next year, apartment tourists.'
Yeah, I have a lot of Asian porn.
I'll tell you what: after the apartment showing tomorrow, you can peel off whatever magazines you can keep whatever you can separate from the rest of the pile.
Yeah, the porn is used.
Anyway, just giving you a heads up. If there's any porn you want spread all over the living room, feel free to go for it. Have a nice night.
-Henry
(bed.)
We didn't really lay porn out, but the last tour that went through probably saw the giant wiener I drew on the shower door with my finger that morning.
Our landlord is showing the apartment tomorrow, so I'll tidy up the living room and kitchen in the morning.
You may have noticed that I've put piles of Asian porn on your bedroom floor. Don't move it. It took me a long time to arrange the piles of Asian porn to spell out 'Please live here next year, apartment tourists.'
Yeah, I have a lot of Asian porn.
I'll tell you what: after the apartment showing tomorrow, you can peel off whatever magazines you can keep whatever you can separate from the rest of the pile.
Yeah, the porn is used.
Anyway, just giving you a heads up. If there's any porn you want spread all over the living room, feel free to go for it. Have a nice night.
-Henry
(bed.)
We didn't really lay porn out, but the last tour that went through probably saw the giant wiener I drew on the shower door with my finger that morning.
posted by Henry at 11:06 PM
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I'm thinking about re-arranging my apartment's furniture into a fort around the door area when I move out just to mess with my landlords a bit. They'll come in to clean and be trapped. Bwahahahahaha!
The great thing about being married to an Asian woman is that I have Asian porn at my disposal all the time.
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