Laundry room hobo sex
While being done with class is nice, being broke is crappy, so I picked up 8 hours of work today.
Remember the homeless guy in the computing site from last week? Turns out his name is T-Bone, like the steak, and he was caught having sex with his girlfriend in my friend Russell's laundry room.
Not, like, the one in his house. The one in his apartment complex. If you let a hobo in your actual apartment, I say he's allowed to screw on your dryer due to your negligence.
I'm glad the hobos in Ann Arbor aren't notorious for things like singing or being sassy, but rather smelling awful and fucking in public places.
(Work 'til 7.)
Remember the homeless guy in the computing site from last week? Turns out his name is T-Bone, like the steak, and he was caught having sex with his girlfriend in my friend Russell's laundry room.
Not, like, the one in his house. The one in his apartment complex. If you let a hobo in your actual apartment, I say he's allowed to screw on your dryer due to your negligence.
I'm glad the hobos in Ann Arbor aren't notorious for things like singing or being sassy, but rather smelling awful and fucking in public places.
(Work 'til 7.)
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