LAN party truths

LAN parties, in a word, are fucking sweet.

Tonight I learned:
-I am probably better than you at UT2k4. You will cry and I will make some comment about you liking dog balls. Deal with it.
-Girls at LAN parties are usually sad and/or bored, so unless your girlfriend is special, send her off to buy sandals or some shit while you frag.
-If Call of Duty is any indication, WW2 was fought by waiting for the Axis forces to stop camping like assholes.

and last but not least, my Mr. T. in Your Pocket keychain sound machine taught me this:
Don't gimme no back talk, sucka.

Hope you all have a nice night. Quit your jibber jabber.

(Bed.)