Fallen tripod ruins amateur porno

If we are to assume that the universe is infinite, that means that somewhere in a far away solar system, a man is trying to film a homemade porno with his wife when his dog knocks over the tripod and the man stops getting it on with his wife to beat the shit out of that damn dog.

He didn't even want that stupid dog, and now it's gone and broken the damn camera. Come on, honey, that thing cost a lot of money and now your stupid mutt- oh now it's my fault? I didn't want that dog in the first place, let alone in our bedroom while have sex, but you say he likes to watch, and all I wanted was to get my sex on and go to bed, but you wanted to experiment with the damn dog in the room and now I don't have a digital video camera anymore.

You stupid bitch.

(Sleeping, while voices in my head bicker about that dog.)