A letter from the man sleeping on the floor
Dear Other People in the Computer Lab,
I'm feeling a bit tired, so I think I'm going to sleep on the floor. Someone told me the carpet here smells like blueberries, so I'm going to lie with my mouth as close to the floor as possible. I'll also be sure to point my feet inward, but rest assured, that's just because I'm weird.
Sincerely,
This guy
(work.)
So it turns out that this guy just felt a little sick and decided to lie down. Why he chose such an awkward position is still a mystery, but after my boss politely told him not to sleep in the site, he complied and everything was fine.
My main concern was that this guy was dead and that I'd just inadvertently photographed a corpse. I'd never been so relieved to find out someone was just sleeping face down on dirty carpet.
I'm feeling a bit tired, so I think I'm going to sleep on the floor. Someone told me the carpet here smells like blueberries, so I'm going to lie with my mouth as close to the floor as possible. I'll also be sure to point my feet inward, but rest assured, that's just because I'm weird.
Sincerely,
This guy
(work.)
So it turns out that this guy just felt a little sick and decided to lie down. Why he chose such an awkward position is still a mystery, but after my boss politely told him not to sleep in the site, he complied and everything was fine.
My main concern was that this guy was dead and that I'd just inadvertently photographed a corpse. I'd never been so relieved to find out someone was just sleeping face down on dirty carpet.
posted by Henry at 7:25 AM
6 Comments:
greatest post ever, yo.
You should've put his hand in a cup of warm water.
Or put a sign on his back that said, "Sam Fisher was here."
Update this you fuck.
Yeah butt hole, update this.
Look, I know it's summer and summer is all about fun, sun, and giving strange women rim jobs, but this lack of updates thing has gotten regoddamndiculous.
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