A MegaWord of Caution about the MegaBus
This last weekend Amy took the MegaBus into town and back. The MegaBus is just like a regular bus only... Mega!
For example, on the way into Ann Arbor the MegaBusDriver didn't MegaStop to MegaRest at the halfway point like a regular bus driver would. Instead, he MegaStartedToNodOff and MegaSwerved on the freeway a little.
A girl MegaScreamed.
Then the MegaBusDriver MegaDidn'tKnowWhereToPark because he'd never MegaDriven to Ann Arbor before, so he MegaMissed the goddamn dropoff point.
All in all, the MegaBus sounds great, assuming you don't mind a MegaBusDriver who obviously wasn't MegaScreened before being MegaHired and may MegaFuckingKillYou by MegaCrashing on the freeway.
(work.)
For example, on the way into Ann Arbor the MegaBusDriver didn't MegaStop to MegaRest at the halfway point like a regular bus driver would. Instead, he MegaStartedToNodOff and MegaSwerved on the freeway a little.
A girl MegaScreamed.
Then the MegaBusDriver MegaDidn'tKnowWhereToPark because he'd never MegaDriven to Ann Arbor before, so he MegaMissed the goddamn dropoff point.
All in all, the MegaBus sounds great, assuming you don't mind a MegaBusDriver who obviously wasn't MegaScreened before being MegaHired and may MegaFuckingKillYou by MegaCrashing on the freeway.
(work.)
Labels: megabus, sleep deprivation, transportation
posted by Henry at 7:17 AM
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