First day of ass clay

First day of ass clay. That's pig latin for 'first day of class', but I didn't put 'first day' in pig latin 'cause I'm afraid people will get turned off by the words 'irstfay ayday' but EVERYONE loves the concept of butt clay. It's so mysterious! Is it made out of butts? Does it come out of a butt? How can clay ever be affiliated with a butt? Your mind is stimulated by my stupid use of pig latin because I got you to think about clay and an ass.

So I'm at ass clay, earning lay. Get it? I'm acquiring sex. Oh man, I just set your brain to word-fun overload!

(Going over syllabi 'til 2, then work 3-11pm.)