Guy doesn't know computers
This weekend I was telling another guy about how being in IT makes you a hateful person because people are too goddamn stupid to learn basic computer skills. But then the other guy didn't nod so I had to backtrack a little.
'Working in IT makes you hate people. Why did I go to work today? Oh, because that bitch can't figure out how to print double-sided.'
(guy doesn't nod)
'...and that's okay because not everyone understands things like printers and clicking stuff. Not everyone knows what a Google is. Would you like to borrow my abacus, Guy Who Obviously Doesn't Understand Computers?'
Needless to say, I still hate people.
(Work!)
Apparently the guy was from 6th century China, too, because I offered him a goddamn abacus in that story.
'Working in IT makes you hate people. Why did I go to work today? Oh, because that bitch can't figure out how to print double-sided.'
(guy doesn't nod)
'...and that's okay because not everyone understands things like printers and clicking stuff. Not everyone knows what a Google is. Would you like to borrow my abacus, Guy Who Obviously Doesn't Understand Computers?'
Needless to say, I still hate people.
(Work!)
Apparently the guy was from 6th century China, too, because I offered him a goddamn abacus in that story.
Labels: awkward, computer illiteracy
posted by Henry at 7:20 PM
1 Comments:
IT must make us jaded. I mean, if some car guy talked to me about my universal joint looking shabby, I'd look perplexed and probably punch him in the face for impugning my honor.
Abaci for everyone!
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