A party I can't hardly wait for

My friend Anne's having a party at her house. The geek will finally hook up with his dream girl, everyone will get drunk, the big jock will be called out for the jerk he really is, and in the end everybody will learn a lot about themselves.

Ok, so maybe only the part about everybody getting drunk. PLUS a few bonus parts, like the part where someone throws up in the pool and a couch gets set on fire in the living room.

(O' Nym estate.)

Nobody threw up in the pool and the couch was never set ablaze, but there was a minor throwdown in the hot tub. Drunk friends collided, then things cooled off and everybody just sat there in the hot tub not knowing what the hell to do next. Then Bora started the chant, "AWK-WARD MO-MENT (clap, clap, clap clap clap)" (to the tune of "O-VER RA-TED") and everybody laughed. Then the girls started motorboating each other and everybody calmed down.

I think every conflict should be followed up with girls going "Pbbbbbb" on one another's bosom.
Theft, injury, even genocide seem easier to deal with I can look at ladies nose deep in cleavage.

"Mr. Birdseye, I'm afraid you didn't get the job, but on the upside, look at that girl rub her face all over those boobies!"
"I am unfazed by your bad news. Good day to you, sir."