In the event of rain, ice, or interrogation

Well, it looks like it's going to be rainy today, so bring an umbrella. It'll dip down into the 50s, too, so bring a light coat. And in case it gets really bad, don't forget to bite down on your super secret suicide capsules.

Mine are vanilla-flavored!

Protect your secrets! Die with fresh breath!
JERRY'S SUICIDE CAPSULES
"Tastes like the End."

But seriously, bring an umbrella.

(work, Defcon meeting, long trek home.)

Coming soon: Diet Vanilla Suicide Capsules
"Don't die fat!"