Salmon burger and the subsequent vomit geyser
Good Time Charley's, a local watering hole for college kids, needs to fix its advertising before I barf on its waitresses.
A few weeks ago, they were pimping their hot wireless internet, which is great, because who DOESN'T bring a laptop to the bar? Recently, they've taken down the internet ads and put up signs that say the following:
TRY OUR NEW SALMON BURGER!
(picture of sweaty salmon burger in sexy pose)
Charley's is lucky most students become illiterate when they drink, because if people read about fish sandwiches after a few beers, puke would surely burst forth from many mouths like hot water and steam from a geyser.
Go back to the internet ads, please.
(work.)
Read about the other misguided antics of Good Time Charley's here.
A few weeks ago, they were pimping their hot wireless internet, which is great, because who DOESN'T bring a laptop to the bar? Recently, they've taken down the internet ads and put up signs that say the following:
TRY OUR NEW SALMON BURGER!
(picture of sweaty salmon burger in sexy pose)
Charley's is lucky most students become illiterate when they drink, because if people read about fish sandwiches after a few beers, puke would surely burst forth from many mouths like hot water and steam from a geyser.
Go back to the internet ads, please.
(work.)
Read about the other misguided antics of Good Time Charley's here.
Labels: food, Good Time Charley's, vomit
posted by Henry at 2:05 PM
1 Comments:
by special request, here is an ode to my nerdiness:
back in the day when i was in college (a few months ago) i brought my lappy top everywhere, especially the bars, including charlies...and while they do have hot wireless internet, they lack outlets with which to power up your laptop, so if you go there for the wireless, you can't use it too long, unless your power cord is long enough to reach the outlets high up on the wall that the tv's plug into...so i guess their new ad should be something like "come for the free hot wireless, stay for sexy sweaty salmon burger"
yes i'm a big nerd, i am aware
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