That's not how microwaves are cleaned

I forgot to put my leftovers in the microwave, so I just let an empty microwave run for two minutes.

It's going to be a great morning.

(work, 10 hours on a SUNDAY.)

You know how your oven cleans itself by burning everything away? Microwave ovens do not work that way.

Running a microwave for two minutes just burns all the crap stuck to the bottom of it.

I need to start drinking coffee.