A MegaWord of Caution about the MegaBus

This last weekend Amy took the MegaBus into town and back. The MegaBus is just like a regular bus only... Mega!

For example, on the way into Ann Arbor the MegaBusDriver didn't MegaStop to MegaRest at the halfway point like a regular bus driver would. Instead, he MegaStartedToNodOff and MegaSwerved on the freeway a little.

A girl MegaScreamed.

Then the MegaBusDriver MegaDidn'tKnowWhereToPark because he'd never MegaDriven to Ann Arbor before, so he MegaMissed the goddamn dropoff point.

All in all, the MegaBus sounds great, assuming you don't mind a MegaBusDriver who obviously wasn't MegaScreened before being MegaHired and may MegaFuckingKillYou by MegaCrashing on the freeway.

(work.)

Everyone on the bus gets violated

I recently learned that there is a bus stop near my house, and that taking the bus to work is faster than walking. However, riding the bus presents one problem: Everyone on the bus gets violated.

Doesn't matter where you are on the bus, someone's going to rub a part of their body against yours because that bus is packed so full of people that, on average, no less than 7 women get pregnant per semester from the Bursley-Baits route alone.

If you sit, you get an ass or crotch in your face. If you stand, then every time the bus comes to a stop, you bend over and get sodomized by the guy behind you. I don't care if you're wearing pants. Bus ride sodomy is stronger than any pants you're wearing.

Then when your stop comes up, you have to get everybody out of you before you exit. So maybe walking's not bad.
(Class.)