Atlas Yawned

Atlas Shrugged? More like Atlas Yawned.

Yeah, that's all I have. I'm tired, it's late, you're already sleeping, and all I feel like doing is insulting a book I haven't even read.

But it sure is long, isn't it? Come on, bitch, release it as a comic book or some shit. I have burritos to eat and they're not going to get eaten if you write paragraphs that take up multiple pages at a time.

(Sleep.)

For the record, Atlas Yawned is written by Ayn Bland.