The Dark Side of Kroger

The Dark Side of Kroger:
-All the milk sold at Kroger is treated with hormones that eventually make you thirsty so that you're forced to drink more milk later.
-Every time you use your Kroger Savings Club card, a man in an unmarked vehicle follows you home and then watches you go to the bathroom.
-Cashiers at Kroger have been conditioned to become sexually aroused by that beeping sound made when an item is scanned.
-Kroger brand ice cream is cheaper than regular ice cream because it's imported from Terrorist Dairy Farms.
-The cement in each Kroger parking lot contains the bones of no less than three Native American chieftains.
-The CEO of Kroger Foods is none other than Hitler's Ghost.

Think before you go Krogering.

(Kroger.)

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