Preggers Bitches Best Cover Up
The other day I saw a girl, probably around the age of 18, wearing a shirt that showed off her midriff. The problem here is that she was also very much pregnant.
The combination of pregnancy and revealing clothing tells us at least two things:
1) There is a good chance she is a slut, and
2) Daddy probably ran away once he put his demon seed in her whore garden.
You don't put up a help wanted sign if you've already got a full-time manager. In this metaphor, the help wanted sign is the skanky clothing, and the full-time manager is the baby daddy. What ties this together is the fact that boning the right people can make you a manager at some places, most notably fast food joints.
In conclusion, preggers bitches best cover up. Word.
(bed.)
The combination of pregnancy and revealing clothing tells us at least two things:
1) There is a good chance she is a slut, and
2) Daddy probably ran away once he put his demon seed in her whore garden.
You don't put up a help wanted sign if you've already got a full-time manager. In this metaphor, the help wanted sign is the skanky clothing, and the full-time manager is the baby daddy. What ties this together is the fact that boning the right people can make you a manager at some places, most notably fast food joints.
In conclusion, preggers bitches best cover up. Word.
(bed.)
posted by Henry at 1:23 AM
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