You just psych BAnged yourself in the ass

I think when you declare your major, they should show you a video clip of someone who made the same decisions as you and then graduated.

For example, when you declare political science, you see a clip of someone never shutting up about the LSAT, then taking the LSAT, then getting into law school and ultimately getting rich.

For the business school, you watch someone make excel spreadsheets all day, then roll around in a kiddie pool filled with a sort of crude-oil-and-small-diamonds soup, because hey! You got a job and now you're ridiculously wealthy!

Or when you declare psychology, you see one of two things, depending on your gender:
Women see a sorority girl marry an upper middle class guy who hits her. Guys see a video of a dude eating soup in a homeless shelter, because congratulations, you have one of the most common/worthless degrees in the world!

Hooray for my major! And hooray for Arby's hiring me in the future!

(Bed.)

With a psych BA, you can't even teach psychology, because there are already a kajillion people doing that. Enjoy psychoanalyzing yourself while you work drive-thru. I know you may not think you're that flexible, but somehow you just banged yourself in the ass.

If anyone knows how to turn a lame comedy blog into swimming pools shaped like dollar signs, please tell me.