Wild Out Wednesdays at Charley's

One of my biggest problems with Good Time Charley's is they seem to have no concept of what people want when they go out on the town.

One ad for their crappy upstairs dance club features a woman with an afro squatting and holding a large green squirt gun with the words 'WILD OUT WEDNESDAYS!' written across her. If I saw a woman with an afro and a squirt gun, I'd probably think she was on drugs, because she would look like an asshole.

'Hey, Charley's is now stocking its clubs with afro whores wacked out on all sorts of drugs! Just kidding, but LADIES GET IN FREE! Wooooo!'

That's the kind of message you put out when you put assholes in your advertisements. You want to attract me to your club? How about 'Free bathtub of beer for goofy white men! Henrys get unlimited oral sex!" Then we'd see, Charley's. Then we'd see.

(work.)

When Charley's isn't luring you in with hoes and Super Soakers, they also put up signs that say, "THE HOT SPOT JUST GOT HOTTER! FREE WIRELESS INTERNET!"

Wireless internet is so fucking hot.

I would have preferred they got something other than "FREE WIRELESS INTERNET!" Maybe "MORE ATTENTIVE WAITSTAFF!" or "CHAIRS!"