Darryl's Happy Birthday dream

magusspire: my present to you is a summary of a dream i had last night
magusspire: i dreamt i was hanging out with this hot girl i know who has huge boobs
magusspire: and it turns out shes a hermaphrodite, and she wants to show me her wang to prove it
magusspire: and im like ughhh ok i guess, but first take off your shirt and let me play with your tits, so i can have like 5 minutes of enjoying your tits before i see your cockgina
magusspire: long story short, her tits were great and her cock was bigger than mine
magusspire: happy birthday buddy

(out.)

Darryl is the winner of the Best Birthday Message Contest. As winner of said contest, his entry will be posted in my blog just now. In addition to that, he can also borrow my book on dream psychology to find out what it means when you dream about big-tittied hermaphrodites having bigger penises than you.