Japanese poetry and diarrhea
Today's away message haiku is:
Everything you do
Is much less enjoyable
With diarrhea.
(shower, grocery, meeting.)
I was going to put "Argue with that. I dare you," but then I started thinking about all the ways diarrhea could make my day better. Then I stopped thinking about that and decided I don't want to get into this debate with anybody.
But seriously, if you think of something, let me know.
Everything you do
Is much less enjoyable
With diarrhea.
(shower, grocery, meeting.)
I was going to put "Argue with that. I dare you," but then I started thinking about all the ways diarrhea could make my day better. Then I stopped thinking about that and decided I don't want to get into this debate with anybody.
But seriously, if you think of something, let me know.
posted by Henry at 7:22 PM
2 Comments:
Well, if you're out of soup...
Gross.
I was thinking that maybe diarrhea would come in handy if I had to fill buckets to solve a riddle (like that fountain scene in Die Hard 3) and I happened to be out of water.
But seriously, Jeff. Gross.
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