Super permanent markers, Eccentric Day

Sharpie makes the 'permanent' marker, and I think calling it that is bold. What's even bolder is the fact that they have a 'super permanent' marker. I don't know how you explain that.

'Our old marker lasted forever, but this one even moreso.'

Sharpie Super Permanent marker: 'No, really, we mean it this time.'

I'm in Kalamazoo today, drinking beers at Bell's Brewery in a monk costume. This will be happening all day, so there's a good chance I'll be drunk for the next 12 to 16 hours.

(the drunkening.)