Water Plus One

Right now making dinner involves adding water to something, then eating it. But as soon as a meal involves more than two ingredients, no sir, I cannot make it.

(water+1.)

I'll be living with my girlfriend next year. Let's hope she likes soup, rice, and Kool-Aid, 'cause that's all I've got.

Okay, I've been lying. I'm able also to add butter and milk to things, too. On adventurous nights, I use my Foreman Grill, but beyond that, I'm restricted to microwaveables and fresh fruit.