Public access television and body mutilation

A couple nights ago I went with a couple of friends to meet a guy who wanted to start up a TV show in town. The guy had a show in East Lansing, but now that he lives in Ann Arbor, he wants to do a similar show.

To show us what to expect, he showed us clips from his old show, including:

• Some guys wearing wigs and talking in front of a green screen (fine, that's kinda weird, but yeah)
• A man in a dress singing a song about... I forgot (I'll keep an open mind. Sure, this is...ok)
• A man getting his scrotum sewn, then eating glass, then washing it down with urine and being maced (WHAT?!)

So if I decide to work on this show, do any of you feel like crudely injuring your genitals, throat, digestive tract, and eyes?

C'mon, be a pal.

(work.)

If everything goes smoothly, I'll be taping people mutilating their bodies by early February. Stay tuned!