Writer's block is no excuse

When I'm late for work, I know I shouldn't be typing these damn away messages. If my boss were to ask, 'Hey, why'd you get here so late?' I couldn't say 'writer's block.' That's stupid.

I'd be better off faking an injury. Like right before I go into work I punch myself in the arm a lot, then tell my boss, 'hey, some guy punched me in the arm while I walked to work and I was too tired to shoo him away. You ok with that?'

Then he'd say 'Did you just punch yourself in the arm a lot?' I'd say 'yeah,' and then he'd punch me in the arm to teach me a lesson.

(work.)

I guess the lesson would be "your boss is kind of a dick sometimes."