Final Fantasy XII: Sci-Fi Fantasy Exposed Chest Adventure

Final Fantasy XII just came in the mail, and here's what I imagine the game is like based on the box alone.



Main character on cover of the box: 'Let's go on an adventure in a sci-fi fantasy world!'
Other guy: 'Whoa, why are you dressed like that? You're going to go on an adventure in that... half-vest? I can see most of your chest. What the hell?'
Main character: 'We're in the future! People probably dress like this. It's cool. See those airships in the background? I bet those are crazy, huh? I wonder if they're powered by magic!'
Other guy: 'What's crazy is that you're going to save the world and I can almost see your nipples. Why don't you cast Shirtaga and cover up? You look like an asshole.'
Main character: 'Wow, a sci-fi fantasy world. Maybe we'll see a dragon...made of robots! This game is going to be awesome.'

I hope the guy on the cover isn't dressed like that for the whole game. Spending countless hours on a video game is silly enough without forcing me to look at an inappropriately half-dressed man the whole time. It's like this is a joke played on us by the Japanese. 'Ha ha, America! In the Japanese version, he's wearing a suit! No exposed chest at all! Thanks again for those bombs in World War II, assholes!'

(work.)

LAN party truths

LAN parties, in a word, are fucking sweet.

Tonight I learned:
-I am probably better than you at UT2k4. You will cry and I will make some comment about you liking dog balls. Deal with it.
-Girls at LAN parties are usually sad and/or bored, so unless your girlfriend is special, send her off to buy sandals or some shit while you frag.
-If Call of Duty is any indication, WW2 was fought by waiting for the Axis forces to stop camping like assholes.

and last but not least, my Mr. T. in Your Pocket keychain sound machine taught me this:
Don't gimme no back talk, sucka.

Hope you all have a nice night. Quit your jibber jabber.

(Bed.)