I drive my 7th grade math teacher's car.

Right now I'm in my junky-ass '92 Crown Vic and driving to pick up the gf while I try to forget what may have happened in this car while my 7th grade math teacher both owned it and was dating my mom.

Yeah, you find one other person with a similar situation. And then you send them to me so I can murder them. There can be only one.

(Vroom vroom, assuming the car starts.)

This is a true story. I had him in 7th grade, she had him in 11th grade.