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Sunday, January 08, 2006

Poop hats for the unoriginal

I think the worst suggestion for a video game I ever read would be, 'We need to have quotes from Chappelle's Show. There should be a guy who says, 'I'm Rick James, bitch!' '

Someone wrote that in a forum for a video game I'm working on and I just about reached through the internet and shit on his head so that everybody at school would have to see his new Poop Hat. You get a Poop Hat if you have stupid ideas. The Hard Poop Shell in your hair keeps the dumb ideas in your brain from going out into the world and making people do stupid things, like ruin video games with unfunny, overused quotes.

Kids, quote sparingly. Just because you remember funny things does not mean you are being funny. Any laughs you get are from you repeating words another person said, so don't take it as positive reinforcement.

Be original, or y'all get poop hats.

(arcade + TV.)

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