Lessons from an 80s party

Learned from the party:

• Dress up if it's a theme party or prepare to get shit all night.
• High fiving people while they're making out with strangers is hilarious. To you, not them.
• The worst part about an 80s-themed party is the 80s music. Fanny packs and padded shoulders don't have shit on a Madonna mix CD.
• If the beer is bad enough, you'll get a hangover before you even go to bed.
• You may find out that people from complete opposite ends of your social circle may make out or even date each other.
• Referencing grandpa prostates during a game of beer pong does not get old if you are drunk.
• High fives are universal.
• Butt pinches are not.

(Krogering.)