Hot Tub Cyber Sex

Tonight, above a river valley, in a stone courtyard, standing at a balcony overlooking a beautiful landscape, I found two people having cyber sex in a hot tub.

The river, the stone courtyard, the balcony, and the hot tub were all a part of Second Life, an open-ended MMO game. The term 'open-ended' could entail building a castle and selling light sabers and dinosaur sculptures for online money. Or it means you can have sex with people over the internet.

The girl using the sex animation on the guy had a microphone plugged in and I could hear her moaning and saying dirty things. This meant that somewhere this evening a girl was playing a video game whilst makin' self magic, finger style. Which is somewhere between sad and really sad.

Hooray internet!

(Hooray bed!)

I later found out that the voice I heard while observing the couple cyber-boning was probably coming from the animation itself, not the lady actually plugging in a microphone and moaning whilst making the loneliest of loves. Still, I got that initial shock, and that makes me happy. And shocked.