Gamer girls are sexy if they're not that good

Guys who play video games really, really want to meet a girl who shares the same hobby. Also, (and here's the tricky part) she has to be hot. However, the fact that a girl plays video games automatically makes her hotter, so ladies, if you can beat Mario 3, it's like you've added 1 point to your 10-point hotness scale or gone up a cup size or some other nonsense way to quantify beauty.

However, when a dude meets a girl who plays video games, there's an initial feeling of elation, because he thinks, 'Hey, we can fuck during a game of Halo 2! Sweet!' (or hang out, whatever). Then there's a pause. Then he thinks 'Bitch best not be bettter than me.' Chances are, she isn't, but if she was, that'd be like her ripping off your genitals and then beating you over the head with them. And she'd get 50 points every time she did so until she beat your high score.
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