Fear of Girls, Fear of Graduation

I don't care if you play football or roll dice to slay trolls: This is fucking funny.

This is sort of an awkward combination of Best In Show and Brokeback Mountain. Kind of a Best in Brokeback Show Mountain.

And as much as I'd like to say I'm not a geek, I have to go write a paper on video games. For school. I'm going to school so I can write about Pac Man. Take that, higher education.

...after I get my psych degree I'm going to starve to death in the streets of Ann Arbor.

But until then, paper time.

(Insert sound of Pac Man dying.)