Stupid is Sexy

The other day I stumbled across (read: 'downloaded') a porno called 'College Dropouts.'

What I don't get is why they're college dropouts instead of college graduates. Are women sexier if they get worse grades? How is failure supposed to get you a hard-on?

'Oh baby, I want you to put on this plaid skirt so you look like you were once a student, now I want you to mispronounce big words while Big Chuck here does you wheelbarrow style.'

'Alright, now Chuck's going to give you Arabian Sunglasses, but in the meantime I'm going to read a passage from The Communist Manifesto. Just look up at the camera and give me a confused grimace every time I say 'proletariat.'

Somewhere, someone is watching this porno saying, 'Oh man, that dumb girl frowns when you read her Marx. I am so soiling something soon.'
(class.)

So that's that. The first official away message has been posted. Sure, I'll go back and post away messages from days past, but this is the first time I got into the routine of recording these little abominations to the English language (as well as leaving the computer).

By the way, you can click here to learn about Arabian Sunglasses, as well as other goofy ways to degrade women (and yourself!) mid-coitus.