Why aren't the dolphins out yet?

Second Life emails you when you get IMed while offline.

This is what I've received today:
Jynx Axon:
GET YOUR DOLPHINS OUT OF MY FUCKING ROOM
Jynx Axon:
why arent the effin dolphins out yet
Jynx Axon:
i want them out
Jynx Axon:
they r annoying as hell
Jynx Axon:
and if u dont take them out
Jynx Axon:
we are ganna have a serious problem

Wow, internet. Just wow.

(Grilling discount chicken on the Foreman.)

More on the subject later. As I've said before, the Second Life blog will come soon enough (update: no, it probably won't), then all the gritty details will be readily digestible by the blogosphere.