Intestinal evacuation and sleep deprivation
So I've been awake for over 27 hours straight. It is not pretty. Tonight I learned something about what sleep deprivation will do to your behavior.
I ate Thai food for dinner, and that was fine until my large intestine pulled the fire alarm. Small, burning things evacuated my body very quickly and all I could think was, 'My god, I hope everything's ok.'
Well, that finishes up and I realize I'm in the bathroom and we are out of toilet paper. So I do makes the most sense: take off my clothes and take a shower.
That's not normal. That's what a drunk guy does. A drunk guy poops and then gets naked and bathes.
So that's when I got my wake up call and knew I needed to go to bed.
(So, bed.)
I ate Thai food for dinner, and that was fine until my large intestine pulled the fire alarm. Small, burning things evacuated my body very quickly and all I could think was, 'My god, I hope everything's ok.'
Well, that finishes up and I realize I'm in the bathroom and we are out of toilet paper. So I do makes the most sense: take off my clothes and take a shower.
That's not normal. That's what a drunk guy does. A drunk guy poops and then gets naked and bathes.
So that's when I got my wake up call and knew I needed to go to bed.
(So, bed.)
posted by Henry at 12:11 AM
1 Comments:
Lol, that's not right. That's something you might see on the Moid website. But then again, what other options were there?
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