Shit of varying buoyancy
Tonight I watched about two dozen people drink dirt and wood chips.
Beer pong is an awful idea if it's outdoors. I don't care if it's gameday and you're the biggest football fan ever: you're still throwing ping pong balls onto the ground and then dunking them in water. That is not cleaning. That is moistening.
Tonight the beer had both floaters and sinkers. All red cups contained shit of varying buoyancy, and people were still all drinky-drinky because HEY FREE KEG BEER.
So I hope you all enjoyed it, People Across the Street, because you just got tuberculosis from beer mud.
(Bed.)
Beer pong is an awful idea if it's outdoors. I don't care if it's gameday and you're the biggest football fan ever: you're still throwing ping pong balls onto the ground and then dunking them in water. That is not cleaning. That is moistening.
Tonight the beer had both floaters and sinkers. All red cups contained shit of varying buoyancy, and people were still all drinky-drinky because HEY FREE KEG BEER.
So I hope you all enjoyed it, People Across the Street, because you just got tuberculosis from beer mud.
(Bed.)
posted by Henry at 1:09 AM
1 Comments:
There's gonna be so many woodchips in their stomachs, it'll look like they're shitting snicker bars.
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