The Flush 'N Run
If your cell phone rings just as you're just finishing up in the bathroom, and your phone's in your pocket, do you pick it up?
I do, and let me tell you, the situation can get awkward fast.
Today Amy called me just as I was about to flush the toilet. I picked up, 'cause hey, I was about to leave the bathroom soon so at least she wouldn't hear that awkward 'I'm pooping' echo you sometimes get when you're crapping on the phone.
At this point I attempted the always-risky Flush 'N Run. I thought that if I flushed the toilet and ran from the bathroom, she wouldn't hear the flushing sound and I'd be fine.
Well, I wasn't fine.
'Did you just flush the toilet?'
'Yes. Yes I did.'
'Oh.'
'Yeah, I was just finishing up.'
'...'
'Next time I'll just flush later.'
'Probably a good idea.'
(bed.)
I do, and let me tell you, the situation can get awkward fast.
Today Amy called me just as I was about to flush the toilet. I picked up, 'cause hey, I was about to leave the bathroom soon so at least she wouldn't hear that awkward 'I'm pooping' echo you sometimes get when you're crapping on the phone.
At this point I attempted the always-risky Flush 'N Run. I thought that if I flushed the toilet and ran from the bathroom, she wouldn't hear the flushing sound and I'd be fine.
Well, I wasn't fine.
'Did you just flush the toilet?'
'Yes. Yes I did.'
'Oh.'
'Yeah, I was just finishing up.'
'...'
'Next time I'll just flush later.'
'Probably a good idea.'
(bed.)
Labels: awkward
posted by Henry at 11:34 PM
2 Comments:
And now she knows you don't wash your hands after you crap too.
Biff, that's just ridiculous. Everyone knows that it's faster to wash your hands before you do your business.
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