Deleted Scene Thursday: Interracial Porn
It's Deleted Scene Thursday! Today I'll post an away message I have yet to put in the blog because I feel guilty about how inappropriate and/or nasty it is. Here's today's:
'There's no way I could consider myself a racist. Not with all the interracial porn on my computer.
That right there is racial harmony at its finest. It's genital diplomacy uniting different cultures to speak the universal language of 'Oh oh oh!'
By collecting interracial pornography, I'm merely preserving these groundbreaking contributions to equality, love, and touching yourself.'
I never posted this one to the blog because I wasn't sure if people would get that I wasn't 100% serious. In fact, I may have been using irony.
Also, my girlfriend pointed out that talking about how much porn I have may not look good. Ah well.
(work.)
I kind of like the idea of Deleted Scene Thursday. The obvious downside of this is that now I have to write stuff, but not like it until Thursday, when I make fun of it. Damn.
'There's no way I could consider myself a racist. Not with all the interracial porn on my computer.
That right there is racial harmony at its finest. It's genital diplomacy uniting different cultures to speak the universal language of 'Oh oh oh!'
By collecting interracial pornography, I'm merely preserving these groundbreaking contributions to equality, love, and touching yourself.'
I never posted this one to the blog because I wasn't sure if people would get that I wasn't 100% serious. In fact, I may have been using irony.
Also, my girlfriend pointed out that talking about how much porn I have may not look good. Ah well.
(work.)
I kind of like the idea of Deleted Scene Thursday. The obvious downside of this is that now I have to write stuff, but not like it until Thursday, when I make fun of it. Damn.
posted by Henry at 6:41 AM
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