Inventing a disease
I want to invent a disease that can be cured by scratching.
There are so many illnesses that get worse with scratching even though it feels so good. But with MY disease, you scratch yourself and it feels amazing, and then after a while you're cured.
Wait, did I just say I want to invent a disease?!
Eh, at least I'm inventing. Clarence Birdseye would be proud.
His ghost could come to me and say:
'Hey, I invented a harpoon gun and a method of converting sugar cane waste to paper. What'd you invent, great grandson?'
'A disease.'
(pause)
'I want my blood back.'
Figure out how one gives his or her blood back to a grandparent while I'm at work.
(...on a Saturday.)
There are so many illnesses that get worse with scratching even though it feels so good. But with MY disease, you scratch yourself and it feels amazing, and then after a while you're cured.
Wait, did I just say I want to invent a disease?!
Eh, at least I'm inventing. Clarence Birdseye would be proud.
His ghost could come to me and say:
'Hey, I invented a harpoon gun and a method of converting sugar cane waste to paper. What'd you invent, great grandson?'
'A disease.'
(pause)
'I want my blood back.'
Figure out how one gives his or her blood back to a grandparent while I'm at work.
(...on a Saturday.)
Labels: Clarence Birdseye, diseases
posted by Henry at 11:08 AM
1 Comments:
It'd be kind of like hives, only with normal hives, you scratch and scratch and then ah damn, now my skin looks like hell.
With Hives 2, you scratch and scratch, and then you feel relieved, and the hives are gone, and what's that? THIN MINTS hidden under my SKIN? Hives 2 rules!
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