The Rapist Saturation of MySpace
Are other people receiving friend requests from total strangers on Facebook or am I the only one?
I thought Facebook was above this. If you wanted to be internet friends with weirdos and rapists, you go to MySpace. That's just what it's for. Sometimes rapists on MySpace accidentally try to meet up and rape each other. It's crazy, the rapist saturation of MySpace.
But Facebook - Facebook was how you connected with friends from class or old school buddies, not a means to be cyber-pals with some random fucking high school kid who shoots friend requests all willy nilly like a goddamn... high school... kid.
Jesus.
(sleep.)
On Facebook, I'm Henry Birdseye, 23-year-old graduate student. On MySpace, I'm Slippery H, 69-year-old (lolz) African American pro skateboarder.
I thought Facebook was above this. If you wanted to be internet friends with weirdos and rapists, you go to MySpace. That's just what it's for. Sometimes rapists on MySpace accidentally try to meet up and rape each other. It's crazy, the rapist saturation of MySpace.
But Facebook - Facebook was how you connected with friends from class or old school buddies, not a means to be cyber-pals with some random fucking high school kid who shoots friend requests all willy nilly like a goddamn... high school... kid.
Jesus.
(sleep.)
On Facebook, I'm Henry Birdseye, 23-year-old graduate student. On MySpace, I'm Slippery H, 69-year-old (lolz) African American pro skateboarder.
Labels: Facebook, friendship, Myspace
posted by Henry at 10:08 AM
5 Comments:
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Henry.
Henry who?
...WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU!?
Hey Henry guess what?
Fuck you for leaving us hanging.
Dude, you are fuckin' funny.
Fuck Fuck Fuck.
Now that I got that comment requirement out of the way, you should be aware that intelligent twenty-three year-olds are in short supply. If I were your father, I'd tell you not to waste your life. If I were your mother, I'd tell you to come home and do your laundry. If I were your older brother, I'd beat you up for being smarter than me. Since I'm none of these things, I'll tell you to get yourself a nice waffle maker and learn how to make those breakfast. (It's a big hit with the ladies.)
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