Kirkland Signature will feed and clothe you

Today I'm wearing a pair of jeans I bought at Costco. They fit pretty well and they fine on me, but I can't help; but be a little skeptical about them. They're not made by Levi's or The Gap or anybody who only makes clothes. Instead, they're made by Kirkland Signature, a company that apparently will make any noun in bulk and then sell it to you.

Kirkland Signature doesn't advertise, and it's a good thing they don't. I don't know how you'd say one item is particularly good when you make a thousand different things that have nothing to do with that first one.

'Kirkland Signature Jeans: If you thought our frozen burritos were good, wait until you try on our pants!'

They could put a coupon in the back pocket that says, '$20 off any Kirkland Signature brand Jet Ski with purchase of Kirkland Signature rocking horse and Kirkland Signature egg timer.'

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