Poodles are assholes

Amy's mom made food and I intend to eat it. All of it. Nobody else gets any. Not even the poodle Because there is no poodle. I made up the poodle. Poodles are assholes.

So, in non-poodle-related news, I still fucking hate poodles. I lied about the non-poodle thing.

So remember that food? It's going to be in my mouth soon. And then my stomach. And then you have to look up the rest because it gets messy.

(Din-din.)