The Gritty Realism in My Dolphin Simulations

Whenever I log in to Second Life, I don't know what to expect. Given that I've seen people have sex, roleplay as animals, gamble away all their money, dominate, submit, and last but not least, urinate while flying, I don't really know what to expect out of this game.

Either way, I'm going to throw dolphins all over this goddamn virtual world and see if anyone can stop me.

If I found dolphins on my lawn in real life, I'd probably just pour some water on them and try to get them to shut the fuck up, as they'd most likely be screaming.

The ones in Second Life, they just rotate and make happy dolphin noises, which totally kills the gritty realism I want from my dolphin simulations.

(Second Life.)

Not many people even know what Second Life is, which is why I've chosen to start a blog documenting my journeys in this somewhat obscure, freakshow of an online game. A link shall be posted soon.

Why aren't the dolphins out yet?

Second Life emails you when you get IMed while offline.

This is what I've received today:
Jynx Axon:
GET YOUR DOLPHINS OUT OF MY FUCKING ROOM
Jynx Axon:
why arent the effin dolphins out yet
Jynx Axon:
i want them out
Jynx Axon:
they r annoying as hell
Jynx Axon:
and if u dont take them out
Jynx Axon:
we are ganna have a serious problem

Wow, internet. Just wow.

(Grilling discount chicken on the Foreman.)

More on the subject later. As I've said before, the Second Life blog will come soon enough (update: no, it probably won't), then all the gritty details will be readily digestible by the blogosphere.