Changing campus, one turd at a time
Just 2.5 more hours of voting for MSA. Don't vote for Students 4 Michigan, because they misuse numbers and they have a very pro-obvious stance. Imagine if a political group called Americans Savoring the Inhabitation of America, or ASIA for short. ASIA is just like S4M. And would you want ASIA to run America? Fuck no. We're all members of ASIA, so don't put an ASIA man in American office.
Vote MPP, because the angrier campus gets, the happier I am. S4M would get all mad and start crying, and MPP is new and may leave campus in shambles (or get something accomplished). So whether we get a Taco Bell on campus or have rioters tear down the Chem Building, voting MPP is a surefire way to be awesome.
VOTE MPP
(computers.)
No one is actually sure what MSA is. The Michigan Student Assembly gets quoted in the Michigan Daily a lot, but that's all the public seems to know. So that's MSA: a quote machine. And not to blow my own bagpipes, but I think I'd make a dandy MSA president. I think a thoughtful paragraph about the possibilities presented by future technologies is much more important than having an opinion on some issue that cannot be affected by the winner of some yearly popularity contest. The raise in minimum wage, the conflict in the Middle East, what minorities think about stuff. You can't change these things, and opinions are just like heavy bowel movements: everybody has them, but taking them with you doesn't do you any good, so don't rub them in my face.
However, if you have some kind of turd-in-the-face fetish, start reading the student newspaper, 'cause hey! Turds ahoy!
Vote MPP, because the angrier campus gets, the happier I am. S4M would get all mad and start crying, and MPP is new and may leave campus in shambles (or get something accomplished). So whether we get a Taco Bell on campus or have rioters tear down the Chem Building, voting MPP is a surefire way to be awesome.
VOTE MPP
(computers.)
No one is actually sure what MSA is. The Michigan Student Assembly gets quoted in the Michigan Daily a lot, but that's all the public seems to know. So that's MSA: a quote machine. And not to blow my own bagpipes, but I think I'd make a dandy MSA president. I think a thoughtful paragraph about the possibilities presented by future technologies is much more important than having an opinion on some issue that cannot be affected by the winner of some yearly popularity contest. The raise in minimum wage, the conflict in the Middle East, what minorities think about stuff. You can't change these things, and opinions are just like heavy bowel movements: everybody has them, but taking them with you doesn't do you any good, so don't rub them in my face.
However, if you have some kind of turd-in-the-face fetish, start reading the student newspaper, 'cause hey! Turds ahoy!
posted by Henry at 10:07 PM
1 Comments:
You crack my shit up. I hope you're going into something where you can utilize your wit and writing ability.
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