Students 4 Michigan, Students Against Cancer

What the hell kind of political party is called Students 4 Michigan, anyway? First of all, you're not campaigning in an AOL chat room, so spell out the word 'for.' Second, are there any Michigan students against Michigan? Were these the same idiots who came up with Students Against Cancer? No shit, guys. I'm sure you're all on the pro-oxygen-breathing platform, and you're all opposed to that bill going around in favor of pain and suffering. Ooooh, how bold, guys.

I urge you all to vote. Get S4M out of office. Vote Michigan Progressive Party. Having S4M in office makes us look like assholes.
'Hey UM students, that party in MSA...what do they support?'
'Michigan, duh.'

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For the record, I'm not against the name "Students Against Cancer", because cancer sucks (and osteoperosis rules!). It's just that by saying you're against it, you're implying that there are people who are for it. Sure, there are people who are for cancer -- smokers, cell phone users, people who roll around in asbestos every morning -- but cancer isn't a debate. It's a disease. So say you're in favor of a cure or prevention or a 5k Fun Run every weekend. Otherwise, people are going to think you're assholes. And the last thing we need on campus is a group opposing this group calling themselves Students Against Students Against Cancer.