Visual opiate of the male masses

I'd say something mean about the Art Fair, but right now I'm playing Time Crisis 3 on Jarrod's gargantuan television, and there's no way you can be mad while looking at that thing.

That TV is like boobies: the visual opiate of the male masses. Only there's an input for DVD players and Playstations.

So Jarrod's TV is like Boobies++.

(Bang bang.)

Boobies++ is a projection TV, so we couldn't play Time Crisis 3. However, Lego Star Wars and Resident Evil 4 looked better than real life. Unfortunately, they lacked boobies, so you win this round, Real Life.