The Devil gets lazy

I think being the Devil must be really hard sometimes. Someone asks you for something and you have to find a way to twist it into something terrible. Like if some guy asks for the world's fastest car, you have to give him a car that's so fast he'll undoubtedly crash it.

But you ever think the Devil stops caring?

'Wow, the Devil, you made me the richest man on the planet, but where's the cruel irony? Wait a minute...am I gay now? Is that it?

...That doesn't even make any sense. That's not ironic. That's just lazy. You can't just make people gay when they ask for something.

You're losing your edge, the Devil.'

(work.)

Yep, I'm running late, so that's why that was so stupid.

Also, this post got me thinking about the devil, evil genies, and leprechauns all share a propensity for cruel irony. Well, I've used the word "propensity," so I'll stop now and end on a smart note.